GEA Part 1: Edinburgh

After endless pestering and complaining from various friends and family members, I am finally getting around to uploading my first blog post about my Grand European Adventure from July (also known as the GEA). I warn you these posts will be long, so if you're short on time, just look through the photos and try to piece it all together yourself. If you're procrastinating on homework or are bored at your job or you really like me and want to know all about my life, feel free to read the whole thing.

And here. We. Go.

So. I went on a Grand European Adventure. Okay it wasn't a super crazy adventure to fifty different countries or anything, but it sure was the most traveling I've done in a short period of time. It began in London, where I met two high school friends, C and A. These lovely ladies. Charming, no?

Normally they look like this.

Our first order of business was to take a 4.5 hour train from King's Cross to Edinburgh, Scotland. There we checked into the adorable Castle Rock Hostel, my first ever hostel experience. It was less this:

And more this:

Our first night in Edinburgh I took C and A to get some traditional (ish) Scottish food and drinks. We ate on the top floor of Deacon Brodie's pub, then went downstairs to catch up over a couple pints of cider. After not seeing these two girls for over six months, it was a lovely first night together.

The next morning I took us out for a full Scottish breakfast. Despite a lack-luster waitress who spent more time eating her own breakfast than serving us ours, we enjoyed the food immensely. Except for the blood pudding. A didn't like that much, though I can't blame her.

Our first mission for the day: bus tour and sightseeing. Despite being super touristy, I love the sightseeing bus tours. They're a great way to see all awesome buildings and castles and such in one go. We also walked around Princes Street Gardens and marveled at how humungous the roses were.

The next day started at one of my favorite cafes of all time: The Elephant House. It's a tourist stop, no doubt, but it holds many great memories for me. Not only is this where J. K. Rowling wrote the first Harry Potter book, but the atmosphere of the cafe is just marvelous. Shelves loaded with elephant statues. Walls covered in pinned elephant drawings (mine have graced the walls on two occasions!). Big wooden tables and huge windows looking out at Edinburgh Castle (aka Hogwarts).

Edinburgh Castle was our first stop and the girls' first castle trip. We explored all of the quirky museums, jail cells, and armories. We ever got to hear the cannon fired (though I suppose we probably could have heard that from halfway across the city).  It was a lot of climbing steep hills and staircases, but it was worth it, if only for the picture with the hot guy in a kilt.

No, not that one! (Though that's Finley, by the way, and he's a lovely gentleman and I always take my photo with him when I go to Edinburgh Castle. Okay, flashback time!)

(Not much difference since last time. At least I've swapped light blue jeans for tights and adapted a sexy leg pose. Anyway...) This is the hot guy in the kilt to whom I was referring:

Yes, a real, live, living, breathing man in a kilt. I know, a rare occurrence in Scotland. Can't believe I caught it on camera. Anyway, foreword!

Post-castle we decided to visit the National Museum of Scotland. I wasn't too keen at first, until I remembered that my first visit there four years ago had only been a disappointment because they had been mid-renovations and half the museum had been closed. This time around was a lot better and the new additions were stunning. I was really excited to see the original version of the famous Corpus Clock that graces the city of Cambridge. You'll recognize it from the terrifying alien-esque cricket that graces the top. We all enjoyed (me, probably, most of all) the animal rooms filled to the brim with taxidermic animals. A had a bad habit of touching everything, including reaching over a "Do Not Touch" sign to touch something on display. So we found her a nice little sea coral with a "Please Touch" sign attached to it and made her get all of her touchiness out before we continued.

The third stop in our very full day took us to one of my favorite museums. Maybe I'm a kid at heart, but I LOVE the Camera Obscura Museum of Optical Illusions. Look at these photos of our visit there and try to tell me that you would not have done the same as us and reverted back to your hyperactive nine-year-old self.

A day of frivolity ended with an awesome night walking tour through Mary King's Close, a long series of tunnels that run stories below the streets of Edinburgh. Back in the day (the day being the 17th century) people used to actually live under the streets and there were multiple-story shops all below surface level. It was utterly eerie, very cold and damp and dark. No wonder people got the plague. I couldn't imagine living down there; it made my stomach curl. But it was a really fun, educational tour, and a unique insight into a city I know and love.

Our last day was brief and lovely. We packed our bags and killed time before our train by visiting the Edinburgh Writer's Museum. There I learned about Robert Louis Stevenson and had a nice chat with the curator about literature. Actually, he started a conversation with me by asking me, "What is literature?" and I had to keep myself from collapsing on the floor and yelling, "I'm on vacation from Cambridge to avoid this question!" But I guess it was a rhetorical because he kept talking and I was kept from having an emotional breakdown in front of a stranger. 

Annnnndddd, that's that. Oh, wait. We almost saw the Queen. But then we didn't. Instead we saw more men in kilts. Not a bad end to the trip. Not bad at all.

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