Meet Angela...

Angela says she doesn't feature enough in my blog.  So, here's a post completely devoted to Ange.

The Top Ten Facts About Angela

1. Angela is fluent in nine languages: English, drunk English, German, French, drunk French, underground Swedish, talking-in-wells, Skype-typing, and sleep-talking.
2. Angela is in a gang called Team Girl Squad. If you didn't notice, it's a gang, a team, and a squad. Intense. Sometime the gang also gathers in tents. She enjoys camping (this is not fact #3).
3. Angela loves pickling. Or, perhaps, she actually doesn't like pickling and she's really secretly working on a novel. (This is fact #3.)
4. Angela looooves the word “precious.” She thinks it's precious.
5. Angela names her beers. But classy names, like Alfred.
6. Angela has a dog that looks like an alien trying to look like a dog.
7. Angela could easily be a creeper in a horror movie what with her long creepy hair and her quiet creepy laugh and her penchant for hanging out in wells.
8. Angela thought Peeta of The Hunger Games was named Peter. And then she thought he was named Pita.
9. Angela used to be a goth. Now she's still a goth but she disguises it with lots of stripes (and not in a Tim Burton kind of way).
10. Angela has lived in all parts of the world. ALL of them. Including all those places not on Google Maps like the Arctic waters of Iceland, the Bat Cave, salt mines, some palace in Amsterdam, LAPERLAAA, and my house in England.